Understanding of marketing

Subject: What is marketing????


1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me! " - That's *Direct Marketing" *


2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of

your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: " He's very rich.

"Marry him." - *That's Advertising" *


3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her

telephone number. The next day, you call and say: " Hi, I'm very rich.

"Marry me - That's *Telemarketing *


4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your

tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the

car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then

say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's

*Public Relations"


5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and

says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" -

That's *Brand Recognition"


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very

rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "

That's *Customer Feedback" *


7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very

rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's *demand and supply gap" *


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say

anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"

and she goes with him - "That's *competition eating into your market share"


9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:

"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's *restriction for entering new markets. *